Mr. Crabby Pants

Hey there, I'm Mr. Crabby Pants. Yes, you heard that right—Mr. Crabby Pants is my name. How did I get that name you ask? Well, I'm a cantankerous old man, set in my ways and well, can be a bit crabby at times. I'm super adorable and sweet when I want to be, but when things are not how I want them, I'm a grump. Good thing I'm cute! I love pets and ear scratches on my terms, I do zoomies when I'm happy, and I'll do pretty much whatever you want for a treat. I love my bed and blanket. I'm house and crate trained. I don't mind cats or dogs as long as they give me my space. If you like short old men with a bad attitude, hit me up!